TYLER DURDEN IS A FIGMENT OF THE NARRATOR’S IMAGINATION.(via dicedclingpeaches / jumaf0o / fancypirouettes / preachelectric / 35minutesago / pbjellyfish / yeahrobots / eversonpoe / grandeuricillusions / enlightened / jermination / charmyourwayout / paulaztnew / mizzdeejaydanja / shapelessminds / thewickedend)
steve zissou doesn’t kill the shark.
Snape kills Dumbledore ( I feel like an ass but it’s really funny.)
Miss Honey adopts Mathilda.
THE BEAR JEW DIES. (omg I’m such a fucking ass sometimes)
VERBAL KINT IS KEYSER SOZE
GANDALF COMES BACK IN PART 2
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY KILL ONE OF THEIR MUMS WITH A BRICK IN A STOCKING.
WHAT THE HELL CLARE? WHAT MOVIE IS THAT? ALSO. SATINE DIES.
HEAVENLY CREATURES. WATCH IT. IT’S GOOD.
Tyler Durden isn’t real.
The main character was insane the whole time! None of it ever happened!